BOOTH; You know what, Bones? You know, when I was in college, my frat, we stole a cadaver. Dressed it up like Caesar and put it on a statue of a horse.
BRENNAN; Would this by any chance be a fraternity of sociopaths?
BRENNAN; [Booth turns to leave] What are you going to do?
BOOTH; Uh, something personal.
BOOTH; Personal. Personal means “personal”, you know, not for the public. [leaves]
BRENNAN; Well, I’m- [turns to Cam & Angela] I’m not the public!
ANGELA; You know what this means, don’t you?
CAM; Yup. Dr. Brennan’s gonna stare at the bones until they speak to her.
ANGELA; So, rock-paper-scissors to see who stays to baby-sit her?
ANGELA; Great. [Angela’s rock wins] Yesss.
CAM; Best two out of three. [Angela’s paper wins]
BOOTH; (to Sweets) Okay, so, what transmissions did you get from the brothers?
BRENNAN; Booth. He is not a radio.
BOOTH; Well, he kinda is, that’s why I brought him along, Bones.
BRENNAN: So, uh, do you really think that you have to be bad to be good?
BOOTH: Yeah, I do.
BRENNAN: Hm. Well, I’ve never done anything bad.
BOOTH: I believe you.
BRENNAN: I mean, I’ve made mistakes, of course. But I’ve never purposely done anything bad.
BOOTH: And I believe you.
BRENNAN: I don’t want my frontal lobe to be a dried up raisin.
BOOTH: You know what? We are gonna do something bad now.
BOOTH: Have you ever dined and dashed? You know the concept, right? We’re gonna run out of here without paying the bill.
BRENNAN: No, that-that’s stealing.
BOOTH: That’s why they call it bad, we’re doing something bad, you ready?
BRENNAN: No, no, I can’t! Really?
BRENNAN: No. Are you serious? No.
BRENNAN: Oh my god! No. (she screeches hilariously and runs away, Booth puts some money on the counter and they run to the car together)